diving in the pussy like
”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”
Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence
The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in the wild.
if u smell good, we cool
hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about
"they’re your family you have to love them"
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
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