Pizza fiesta forever

urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

englland:

middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is

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the tears are so real 

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

asian:

The sunset was beautiful today

i love this movie so much

i love this movie so much

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